It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Theranos. You know that theory that everyone has an FBI agent secretly tracking their online movements? Well, I’ve watched a lot of Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes material, plus listened to the podcast, AND am reading a book about Elizabeth, so I’m sure my FBI person has given all this activity the side eye.
Eye Brow Salon: I don’t have any answers for this because the person that cuts my hair does my brows as soon as she notices any need. Also, there are legions of eyebrow tutorials on Youtube and my 13 year old watches most of them, which makes her a wealth of eyebrow knowledge.
Eyebrows Disappearing. This is actually a deep fear of mine, as it is genetic and Jeanne famously got her eyebrows microbladed last summer to alleviate her disappearing brows.
Nordstrom Rack Blog. Well, PJP is no Nordstrom Rack but we 100% love Nordstrom Rack. On our trip to Birmingham earlier this spring, we stopped at no less than four Nordstrom Racks because you never know what you might find. Pro tip: don’t take non-shoppers there…it is only for the hardcore fashion hunter. That includes neither Behind-The-Scenes Jason nor my son, as evidenced by the 37 “HOW MUCH LONGER????” texts from the car I received during our last visit.
Marshall Dillion. If you aren’t in the know, Jeanne’s favorite Gunsmoke character is Marshall Dillion, as he tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kansas. Also, I think he loves Miss Kitty, but don’t quote me on that. Jeanne is basically a certified Marshall Dillion certified expert.
Overdramatic. Yep, basically all the time. It keeps things interesting.
TJ Maxx, Columbia, MO: Yes, please, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS, YES PLEASE.
Veritable Smorgasbord. I don’t know why someone would search this and land on our page, but can anyone say this without hearing the goose from Charlotte’s Web in their head?
Rebecca Miller Facebook: I have one, though I rarely use my personal account because I’m usually on the PJP account. My whole life is already on this blog. I do love Instagram and grew weary of only having a business account, so after five years, I made a personal account - @rebeccaofmillerbrookfarm (my kids judged me hard for that name, but that pun is ON POINT).
Tech Guru Blog: Hey, Jason? I think you have fans.