I Assure You
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
VooDoo Economics: Perhaps one of the best part of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but also I googled It to fully understand but stopped reading a few lines in because my face looked like all blank stares by the kids in Ferris’ class.
Oxford Comma: I fully support Oxford comma and can’t be dissuaded.
Freezer Trailer: I’m a freezer trailer expert. Don’t be jealous.
Carnival Barker: My inner carnival barker makes me within a dollar guess on most pricing. I have serious Price Is Right goals.
Bake More Pies: That’s basically our singular goal, every single day.
Linen Dress: When Jeanne travels, I compare her to a linen dress - a good idea in theory, but a big mess when it arrives. She loves her routine and that routine stays in-state.
Scooter Pies: Apparently a scooter pie is akin to a moon pie, but with subtle differences. But at any rate, Laverne and Shirley always bought scooter pies and that show holds up.
Indignant: Me, most of the time.
Fun-ology: Not to be confused with Jeanne-ology…which is eight or 10 weeks overdue. Though they usually fun(ology) posts.
Ecolab Dishwasher Cost: Overinflated, I assure you. Voodoo economics.