Apple Pie Jeans.

It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:

  1. Peggy’s Pies: This is a common misnomer for PJP. In fact, if someone writes us a check, it is almost always written to Peggy’s Pies. I guess these are the people googling us before visiting us and then writing us a check?

  2. Chocolate pie delivery/Chocolate pie delivery near me/Chocolate cream pie delivery near me: Do we think someone REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted a chocolate cream pie delivered to them? Jeesh.

  3. Hello flavors: Goodbye to making any sort of sense.

  4. Pies Shipped: Gah, let’s not discuss that tonight…because ALL WE ARE DOING IS SHIPPING PIES.

  5. Price of pies: That is a very subjective search term. A baby pie or a big pie? A nut pie or a cream pie? A pie made in a factory or a pie made by humans?

  6. What is PJP: SIGH.

  7. Columbia Mo Attractions: Well, we are an interesting show to watch.

  8. Hello, This is Peggy: Hello, that is sort of creepy.

  9. Apple pie jeans: And boots with the fur. (Bonus points for the Flo Rida reference.)

  10. Best pie in America: Tru dat.

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