Tell Us About Your Self(ie), Tech Guru Jason

Next up in our "Tell Us About Your Selfi(ie)" series is Behind-The-Scenes-Tech-Guru Jason.  (And oh the irony that he hates the spotlight, yet here comes a blog post dedicated to exposing his likes and dislikes...) Tell Us About Your Self(ie), Behind-The-Scenes-Tech-Guru Jason...

Hot coffee or iced coffee?

No coffee.  44 ounce Diet Pepsi...only from a gas station.  And actually, it has to be 3/4 full of Diet Pepsi and 1/4 full of real Pepsi.  (Me:  I have no idea how you give me grief over my coffee addiction when you have a "fountain soda only" addiction!  Jason:  It is way cheaper than fancy coffee!  You should just start drinking gas station coffee all the time.  Me:  I'll consider it if you start drinking canned soda.  Jason:  We are at a beverage impasse...we should just carry on as-is).

What is your favorite movie?

Christmas Vacation  (Me: "I'll just be outside for the season."  Jason: "It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark."  And then basically we spend the next ten minutes quoting a movie we have seen collectively over 100 times in the last 20 years together while laughing ourselves into an asthma attack).

When you walk into a bar, what do you order?

Tall Blue Moon.  (Me:  With an orange slice.)

What is the last thing you Googled?

ODBC Call Failed (Me:  What the heck is that?  Jason:  It helps you with some network...Me:  sagjaoghawetg shgoaewighawogahhi laig - sorry, I completely tuned out everything after network.)

What is the first album you purchased?

It was a cassette tape.  White Snake.

Beatles or Elvis?

Blech.  I guess I don't mind "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles.  (Me:  What?  Really?  I didn't know that.  How could I not know that?)

Adele or Mumford and Sons?

Adele.  I don't even know where you originally hear of half the bands you listen to...or why you listen to them.  (Me:  You like Top 40...I like dark and twisty Indie tunes.  Jason:  I know...I don't understand).

Candy Crush or Solitaire?

Candy Crush (Me:  What level are you on?  Jason: 139.  Me:  Shut up.  Don't even talk to me.)

SOS pad or Mr. Clean?

Mr. Clean

Favorite place you've ever been?

Hawaii (Me:  I wouldn't know.  SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.  Sure would like to go there...ahem.)

You enter an eating contest.  What food?

Fried Chicken.  (Me:  Hahahahahaha...I knew that was coming.)

How much do you think you could eat?

At least a whole chicken.

Facebook or Twitter or Instagram?

Facebook.

Why can you never find your reading glasses?

Because I don't have any reading glasses.  Although I worry I might need them soon.

Hobby Lobby or Michael's?

I'd rather watch grass grow.

Subway or Jimmy John's?

Subway.  (Me:  You were a sandwich artist back in the day.  I think that is why whatever you order at Subway always tastes better than what I order.)

Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty

Honey Boo Boo

Tell Us Something Interesting About Yourself

I've traced my family ancestry back to the 1300s.

Happy to be making pies with me?

I'm happy I get to be behind-the-scenes.

Anything else you want to add?

I never get a damn pie!!!