Sacrilege

It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:

  1. Clown Car: With two stores, we are a veritable clown car of employment. Honestly, we could still add to the roster.

  2. Dallas Airport Starbucks: This is niche, but I’m here to tell you that not once have I flown from Dallas to Columbia and found a Starbucks open early in the morning or without a long line in the mid-morning. Every flight out of there ends up caffeine deprived (or delayed, but that’s another story.)

  3. Best Baking Blogs: I bet people looking for Thanksgiving baking content were really disappointed when they landed here.

  4. Master Pies: We considers ourselves the master of pies.

  5. Brosley Electrician: Jeanne is from Brosley, Missouri, a suburb of Poplar Bluff. (Well, I’m not sure suburb is the word…maybe village?). At any rate, she doesn’t know any electricians in Brosley, so I don’t know.

  6. Sysco Pies: Sacrilege.

  7. Sophie Made Pies and Sold Them: I don’t know Sophie, but she best stay off our turf.

  8. Righteous Pie: What we do best is pie. And righteous indignation.

  9. Bake More Pies: That’s the plan for December.

  10. Jean’s Restaurant Supply: In February, Jeanne purchased two three foot long whisks at restaurant supply and last week she finally busted them out and used them in Thanksgiving prep. And if you know her well, you know large scale whisking was the HIGHLIGHT OF HER YEAR.