This Post Isn't For Sale.

It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:

  1. Buy Blog Posts: I’m not selling any, primarily because all of my posts talk about PJP and that Is a niche market. That said, you wouldn’t believe how many emails I get from people selling blog posts and want me to buy one.

  2. Rosehip Oil for Pies: WHAT? Rosehip oil is for faces, not pies. Even if I’m so tired that I can barely drag myself to bed, I wash my face and apply my beloved rosehip oil to combat all the dryness from working around flour all day. I 100% recommend it for skincare and not for dessert.

  3. 3x3 Round Labels: We buy these in bulk for our sticker machine. I could qualify in court as an expert witness on sticker pricing and market availability.

  4. Addionital: Additional. Goodness, I hope I didn’t misspell it once on the Internet and now it lives forever.

  5. Joanna Gaines Blog: Undoubtedly she has one, right? She has a store, a television show, and a home goods line at Target. Oh, and perfect hair. I need to read her blog for tips.

  6. LiveLook: I’ll never know whether having a completely open baking space is a blessing or a curse, but either way it is a live look at pies in production.

  7. Thick Book: I would bet if we printed off the last eight years of blog posts, it would be at least an 800 page book.

  8. Kanye West Blog: I feel like Kanye doesn’t blog. Or read blogs.

  9. Dallas to Columbia, MO: Nine out of 10 times, the American Airlines flight from Dallas to Columbia is delayed or cancelled. American Airlines isn’t sorry.

  10. Old Behemoth: Behemoth is a completely underutilized word these days. Though, my own children were unfamiliar with vittles, so apparently I failed them (or didn’t show them enough episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies…either way).

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